[Nautilus-list] Please Help

["Kevin Krumwiede" <krum smyrnacable net>]

Let me tell you my sad story.

I am 13 years old.  I live in Alakazamistan in a mud hut.  I work 26 hours a
day making mud bricks out of sand and sewer water, and when I come home at
night my dad beats me with a shovel.  Even so, my family can barely afford
enough ramen noodles for my 42 brothers and sisters.  I am writing to you on
a C=64 powered by a foot pedal.  It took me two months to build Gnome, and
during that time my legs became gangrenous and had to be amputated, so now I
cannot try KDE.

I beg you, please fix Nautilus so it doesn't suck!  It takes three days to
start and it always crashes.

Sincerely,
Ahmed Punjonamakamanami

*ahem* Seriously...