FW: Do not upgrade!

[黃慶 Kason Huang <kasonhuang kinposh com cn>]

> >      Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
> >      that the new program began unexpected child processing that took
> >      up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this
> >      phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife
> >      1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during
> >      system initialization, where it monitors all other system
> >      activity.
> >
> >      Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and
> >      Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
> >      selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> >      attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am
> >      thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall
> >      does not work on this program.
> >
> >      Can you help me, please!!! Thanks, Joe
> >
> >      Dear Joe:
> >
> >      This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due
> >      to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend
> >      7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES
> >      & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and
> >      designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you
> >      would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
> >      Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would
> >      cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
> >
> >      It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files
> >      from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend
> >      7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried
> >      to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
> >      problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
> >      "Warnings/Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0
> >      and just deal with the situation.
> >
> >      Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read
> >      the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).
> >      You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
> >      might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action
> >      will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
> >
> >      In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately
> >      you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating
> >      system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long
> >      as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great
> >      program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional
> >      software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend
> >      Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.
> >
> >      Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
> >      3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is
> >      likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
> >
> >      Best of luck. Tech Support.
> >
> >
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> >Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the
> >habit of making excuses. -- George Washington Carver (1864-1943),
American
> >botanist, agricultural chemist, inventor, educator
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